pikdit: images from reddit

MRW i'm at the bar and a drunk idiot says he wants to fight
When one of my guy friends makes a joke at my expense in front of a pretty girl I'm talking to and I have no comeback.
Everyone's Favorite Neighbor

I'll leave this here...
I don't understand the appeal

or how about... wait till everything is god damn released before making up your mind.

Double Chocolate Mousse w Chocolate Shavings & Marshmallows [OC] [1785x2795]

looks like pudding with teeth.
Trash Rage

Breathe through your mouth only, not your nose.
Another reason to love Paul McCartney

Damn kids
My 7 year old cousin had his first communion, so his mother gave him a cross necklace

The Lord protects those who avoid wearing sharp objects during contact sports.

When I show people my favorite subreddits:

/r/Hot_Women_Gifs and /r/bodyweightfitness are a couple of my favorites.
MRW I got broken up with over the phone. [OC]
Gourmet cannibalism

Context?
Buddy's phone got stolen. This showed up on his iCloud..

Needs a bigger mask to cup that extra chin.