Does anyone else wonder if Gabe Newell sits in his house just feeling weird about his quasi-celebrity?
"God, I hope I'm forgotten as quickly as John Romero."
"I just want to watch a movie, but they're always out there, watching, waiting."
"A cake with me dressed as some kind of Saint-Monarch? Let's use Google to see just how much plastic surgery can change me. How difficult is it to disappear ...pretendent 02/04/2013
This was posted the day before the last summer sale. One of the best videos on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...brandonw00 02/04/2013
You know what? He's a 15 year old kid who wanted a funny fucking cake. I'm pretty sure there's 15 year olds that get One Direction cakes or Justin Bieber cakes or Glee cakes or Selena Gomez cakes or even Halo cakes. So why the fuck is getting Gabe Newell any different? Because he's a real dude that's done some actually cool shit? Because it was done in a funny manner?
You neckbeards are just ...misstetra 02/04/2013
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one on r/gaming who doesn't care about Gabe Newell.Vihzel 02/04/2013
Your 15...and your parents care enough to do something like this? I approve carry on.Mega_pooh_bear 02/04/2013
Well guys, pack it up half life 3 is all but confirmed now.
3 candles above his head, 3 fingers being held up...
Now I will wait for the game, any minute now.SCREW-IT 02/04/2013
Gabe Newell and Christian imagery in the same post? Reddit must be so confused right now.HeyCarpy 02/04/2013
When I was 16 I asked my mom for a hooker for my birthday. She didn't get me a prostitute, but she did get me a cake with a half naked chick on it.Zomby_Jezuz 02/04/2013
The people denying this and saying he made it himself makes me a little sad.
People just assume everything the SLIGHTEST bit interesting is just bullshit.
According to Reddit, nobody ever does anything of any interest in their lives. They just make things up for Reddit. That's what everyone's fucking life is about...
I genuinely feel bad for you if you're life is so dull that someone doing ...Lawlor 02/05/2013
So they put a picture on top of a cake? Couldn't even get it printed on the cake? Not very impressive or cool. Your parents photoshopped a picture and put the piece of paper on top of a cake. Whoo hoo.....noonotthat 02/05/2013
This kid was 6 going on 7 when Half Life 2 came out. He's spent most of his life seeing people joke about GabeN being the messiah. I wonder if this is how religions start?Grizdango 02/05/2013
Cake, Gabe Newell, and making fun of Christianity in one post?
This just might be the textbook example of a perfect Reddit submission.mushroom_mario 02/05/2013