I'd like to see someone fresh after eating a palmful of magic mushrooms stumble upon this hidden horror.yyx9 12/19/2012
Don't know why that would bother you. He's clearly there to scare away the evil thingies lurking in the darkness.
Unless they're lurking behind him.
Enjoy your walk!SpottyNoonerism 12/19/2012
If you look closely at this picture, you will see a fern just below this face thing, the fern resembles a rib-cage. Creepy.Slyguy202 12/19/2012
You should get some small red battery powered LED's and hide them in its eyes. Bonus points if you can make it remote controlled.Always_Upvotes 12/19/2012
Am I really the only one to make this connection?dejatoo 12/19/2012
Oh man, I'd love to have one of those. Just to dress it up according to holiday.
Bunny ears for Easter, Santa hat for Christmas (or a black tophat and giant carrot nose if it is covered in snow), maybe a giant Batman mask for Halloween...IF THEY ARE NOT PUTTING BATMAN MASKS ON IT THEN THEY ARE NOT USING THIS TO IT'S FULLEST POTENTIAL!DolceSpezia 12/19/2012
So they finally made a nice statue out of Kevin. Good for him. He is the best accountant in the Office after all.Aretak 12/19/2012
It looks like the ground monster from the music video "Big Time" by Peter Gabriel.albertenstein22 12/19/2012
That looks like a Sontaran! He was a sergeant of an army that wanted to invade earth, from the old BBC version Dr Who, an episode eith Tom Baker! Wikipedia Page Ha! Finally I can prove I know more about doctor who than all of those new agey frauds. David Tenenbaum is Harry Potter with a sonic whistle! Tom Baker Rules!!
Here is a ...heterozombie 12/20/2012
Why is it a guy...?
I see honey boo boo's mom... wait...
my fault, no difference.MrHippie90 12/20/2012
Reminds me of that awful remake of the Shining they did a bunch of years back for broadcast TV. The only really freaky thing about that was the hedge animals that kept getting closer whenever the guy turned his back on them.rafuzo2 12/20/2012