Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on those bones. Now you take those inside, throw 'em in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.Civic_Defender 09/22/2012
Man, that brings back some memories. I had dogs who would bring back road kill to the front door. Many the time I opened the door to rotten deer or wombats. Naturally, the worst one ever they brought back was when I was in the throes of morning sickness and in a hurry. They ditched this rotting wombat body in the drive so I had to move it before I could get the car out. When I went to drag it off ...FiMack 09/22/2012
This is a present, you should probably hang it on the fridge to show how proud you are.QJ18 09/22/2012
Over 8 hundred likes and only one commenter mentioned the fact that the dick is still intact on this carcus. The statistical meaning of this is hilarious.dulanamous 09/23/2012
When I was in elementary school we had this dog that we'd taken in after my sister found her wandering around the woods near her apartment. God, that dog was friggin' weird--opening doors and drawers by herself. She'd watch television with us at night, eyes on the screen the whole time like a human. But, our house was surrounded by forest, so she always brought nasty stuff back home like rabbits ...zhaopian 09/23/2012
When you live on farm, you get used to that.
It's equivalent to your kid running up to you with a picture shouting "Look at what I just drew!".JewelzJade 09/23/2012
So big the whole skeleton couldn't fit in the picture so we could tell what it is... or... used to be.dangoodspeed 09/23/2012
Enough there for soup. Don't be thankless. Complete the circle of the bond between man and dog; he helps you hunt for food, you keep him warm with fire. Don't be a bitch.DrJeckylMrHyde 09/23/2012
My brother and I did something similar when we were pretty young. We were playing in a creek, and found some animal bones. It seemed like a good scholarly endeavor to bring them back to my Grandma's house for further study. I don't think she was too pleased.enki1337 09/23/2012
now think of all the times the dog will lick EVERYONE in the house. lick their hands before they eat, like their faces lick his fur.... contracting and... ewwkidbuu42 09/23/2012
Son, its not disgusting, it's just reality, take a deep breath and appreciate life.UraharaZR 09/23/2012
I live in Australia and all my dog brings to the door are the cats squeaky toys. Where the fuck do these Redditors live?paperconservation101 09/23/2012
LOL! "Cinna(min)", my brothers Scottish Red Lab, went to the field with my brother yesterday (he was setting up for Pheasant Hunting to be conducted this morning).
Found a dead mouse in the field & brought it back to him.
It's like she was thinking "I am supposed to hunt & retrieve. My humans Thunder-Boom stick has not been making noise. *I must bring something back to my human or we ...Freelancer47 09/23/2012
I'm almost heartbroken picturing the dog's faces when you tell them they can't have it. "But we thought this offering would please you, pack mother!"FinnTheFickle 09/23/2012
My husky doesn't bring me carcasses, but he does swollen squirrels whole. Most Of his poops come complete with a tail.Kimuraa 09/23/2012
I was just trying to have breakfast, clicking through links. It's too early to see the /r/wtf label...EzekielBread 09/23/2012
yep same thing our old dog would do he'd go out and find something just like that and bring it home to sit and chew on the damn thing. Freaked us out when he brought back a skull.mctowelie420 09/23/2012
Ooh, not pretty! Small, dead mice or birds are cool from a cat, but... I did not know dogs could also bring little "gifts".Sharain 09/23/2012
You can imagine how pleased that dog would have thought you would be. Not the reaction it was expecting.theNorthernSoul 09/23/2012
Dogs, the only fucking animal to kill something bigger than they are without any armor or protection . Strip it of it's flesh, then crush and eat it's skull like a snack...and not act like total badasses about it. Dogs are cool. Also I had a Saint Bernard that used to like to kill skunks...her nose was stained green the majority of her life. Sweet and usually smart dog aside from that though.FreezerBurn94 09/23/2012