My friends co-worker sent him this.

Well I can bring my own Vaseline. Cash money in my pocket.

Posted by Asherbaby

Okay, did some research, and a womb stretch is when your penis is so long is hurts the woman. So they're charging extra if you have a long penis.

Posted by Pykoh

I'll take 3 finger diddles please

Posted by miicah

Manicures: $125

Posted by UncleRobbie

What is this?

Posted by Light_inc

Your friend's co-worker's hands are diirty.

Posted by josawalk

Whats a womb stretch?

Posted by Emmyeh

I'm french and what the hell is a "french tickler"? I'm a bit worried to ask actually.

Posted by korainato

Is this card old? I know Vaseline is far more expensive these days.

Posted by payphonepromise

Wait, lube costs extra? That's counter-intuitive.

Posted by Vorpal_Hammer

Okay, what the fuck for real here.

Why are they charging so damn much for finger diddles?

Posted by IrishManStain

Is this a price list for a male whore?

Also.... womb stretch.... 0.o

Posted by eak125

Titty chewing and some finger fiddles on the side for me please, oh and a plain insertion to go.

Posted by BBWDomina

The real wtf is his fingers, he should wash them.

Posted by Cool_sandwich

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Posted by RedditBeGentle

What is the hell is a womb stretch?

Posted by northern__arc