Why does every asshat reddit submission have to include some fake ass story in the title that is completely irrelevant to the contents. As others have pointed out, this was clearly gummy worms, and if this had happened to you you would have known that.
Instead, you decide to preface with some stupid fucking madeup story about how you and your boyfriend accidently left them in the car.
Why? Why ...superpastaaisle 07/13/2012
those are actually Gummy Worms.... it says so on the package.. if u get Haribo gummy bears this would have not happenedthedickthatisme 07/13/2012
So, let me get this straight....You are trying to say that YOU left a bag of gummy bears on HIS dashboard, right?phukhoagum 07/14/2012
Are products made in different areas to compensate for heat? I'm in Australia, and that would be about 32 degrees celsius.. I've had plenty of stuff left in the car all over the place.. yeah it goes soft.. and sticks together.. but I've never had anything liquify.. looks cool though.. well cool in a hot way???jmarg2012 07/13/2012
tie a belt around your bicep, take a syringe, load it up and mainline that shit now. shit fucks you up right!dpiper125 07/14/2012
Imagine hundreds of gummi bear faces, drifting down a river made of their own conjoined sugary flesh, crying out for a release from this earthly plane of suffering.
you pull the strip off the dashboard. A single gummi bear whispers "thank you".
I know this sounds a little rude, but I find it annoying that you had to mention your boyfriend in the title. That didn't really have anything to do with the post, besides what I believe is your attempt to emphasize that you're a girl.
I'll just give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that's not the reason though, for the sake of my faith in Reddit.Vespyna 07/14/2012
good ol' gummy slab. My gf's grandmother made one of these for me in her car one hot summer.ion8 07/13/2012
I left a bag in my car years ago. they molded into 1 giant wad. I gave it to a buddy and he actually ate it. fun times.Rummy9 07/14/2012
If anyone is wondering why it's all red it's because that's..... GUMMY BEAR BLOOD DURRRrrrrRGobbledyCrook 07/14/2012
Simple. Turn on AC, wait for melted gummy to solidify, enjoy large new gummy worm.maddddiebear 07/14/2012
If you arrange gummy bears on a smooth plate then microwave them, you get delicious stained glass.TheGirlInTheCorner 07/14/2012
Your boyfriend and yourself left the bag? I picture 2 people gently placing the bag on the dashboard as if it might esplode, then running away shouting, "Now go while we still can!"finallymadeanaccount 07/14/2012
Subaru Forester? I think we have the same dashboard. Well, mine's not covered in a puddle of melted sugar...HippieHippieShake 07/14/2012
I've done this. The bag was closed though. I put it in the fridge. Then I ate the Gummy Glob. Life was sweet that day.LittleTillyFooFoo 07/14/2012
That Isnt even their final form. They will assemble into a T-1000esque gummy worm overlordgamerwithnoname 07/14/2012
Had the same problem only it ended up on my girlfriend and the car seats. Arguments were had!fab123 07/14/2012
As a minimum wage slave to Kroger, I do not pity your melted worms (which are not bears) nor your dashboard.Lunux 07/14/2012
Woah woah woah, you and your boyfriend put them on the dash? I feel an individual person is responsible. And they're negligent... Unless you actually put them there together...?ReadySetJoe 07/14/2012
My first thought: "Turn on the air conditioner and you can still eat that shit home girl" My inner dialogue is a strong black woman who don't need no man.motion34 07/14/2012
So now we know: heat makes gummy worms morph into one giant, delicious gummy snake.vobal27 07/14/2012
no!!!!!! there was a gummy creature massacre, let us honour those who have passed with a moment of silenceKryostasis 07/14/2012
I'm wondering, is it considered THAT hot when it's 90 degrees? We usually get 110 degrees and it's like meh.mrdaterape 07/14/2012