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Good joke. Everybody laughs. Roll on snare.

ignorantwhitetrash 09/28/2012

Upvote for Watchmen reference.

cplegend 09/28/2012


[deleted] 09/28/2012

Watchmen, a highly underrated movie ...

cashesking 09/28/2012

only fat people eat bacon? I beg to differ -I luv bacon.

JonnyIndica 09/28/2012

Dead pig in ally, knife tracks on barren stomache. This grocery is afraid of me, I've seen it's true face...

nbinney 09/28/2012

This wasn't funny at all? Not sure how it has so many upvotes. Oh well, downvoted.

netr0 09/28/2012

OP, curious as to what phone you're using?

jubbing 09/28/2012

We'll just cut the fat off of people and make people bacon. Mmmmmm.

Blue_Falcon 09/28/2012

Why bother blocking out the retweeter's name? They are already on twitter.

GeorgeTaylorG 09/28/2012

If he were an entrepreneur he would sell them the bacon at a highly marked up rate. Instead of being a little bitch hording it all by himself.

[deleted] 09/28/2012

Thankfully Canadians won't have to worry about shortage.

Inlakeshh 09/28/2012

There's something magical about the concept of 170MB of bandwidth being spent to share a 140 byte tweet.

djbriandamage 09/28/2012

Because Rorschach.

VoidWalkah 09/28/2012

Holy fuck, you guys are gonna have another month of sucking Rob Dickenblacker's cock?

He just recyclers others' jokes.

Hoggord 09/28/2012

Hey, I just got this wild idea. Why don't we all just get Twitter and follow Rob on it? Maybe Neil deGrasse Tyson as well! C'mon guys!

majinjohnny 09/28/2012


JohnWL 09/29/2012

Stellar watchmen reference

[deleted] 09/29/2012

There is not going to be a shortage, rather a rise in price brought on by a drought and rising soy product. A shortage can only occur in government rationing or when demand exceeds supply. Prices of bacon are going to rise and fall but there's not going to be a shortage. So yes, maybe if everyone is fooled by the hype and goes out and buys bacon, there might be a very short period of time when ...

10erik01 09/28/2012

Don't you think the shortage will happen sooner since all the bacon is being bought up now?

themansonboogies 09/28/2012

I know this is from Watchmen, but all I could think of was this.

jay4523 09/28/2012

I've already done this. There is no less than 20 pounds of bacon in my freezer. I must add more.

The_Bangs 09/28/2012

The real question is why are you using android? #teamiPhone5

Totalparty 09/28/2012

4G, please come to Europe

demij 09/28/2012

unfunny. next

[deleted] 09/28/2012

Some men just like to watch the world burn

the-may 09/28/2012

But...they're doing low-carb!

mrbooze 09/28/2012

Who watches the Fatmen.

jacktheripper678 09/28/2012

I would just sell it to people for $100 a package and become rich

SparklesMakeMeHappy 09/28/2012

Smart man!

sladoid 09/28/2012

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Go eat as much bacon as you possibly can tonight. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am saving all my bacon for the shortage!" Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

YoureMyBoyBloo 09/28/2012

>implying only fat people eat bacon

PaulMcGannsShoes 09/28/2012

...and then the masses will just cut off your power lines and leave you with your rotting bacon.

archiesteel 09/28/2012

Post apocalypse everyone is starving... I will have stockpiled bacon... when the fat people look up and say, "save me!"... I will whisper, "come on up."... then I will eat them.

koanhead2012 09/28/2012

This is exactly what Ive done.

Whiskey_McSwiggens 09/28/2012

Some men want to watch the world burn....

Walter_whitee 09/28/2012

Some people just wanna watch the fat burn.

mstruelo 09/28/2012

already bought 6 pounds.... and some ammo. Take my bacon from my COLD DEAD HANDS.

VicViper83 09/28/2012

My mom bought 10 pounds of pork the other day. I really hope she isn't taking this shortage business serious.

MrKrowe 09/28/2012

Then what's going to happen to Epic Meal Time?

pillow123 09/28/2012

nop.e its canadian bacon that will be in shortage.

GomoGomon 09/28/2012

Guess Rob hasn't heard of keto, the diet where you can eat bacon all the time :D

SonsOfLiberty86 09/28/2012

There's no need to buy finished bacon. If it's a "long term investment" just buy pork bellies (no not in commodity volumes - just a few slabs from the "real" butcher) and cure your own. While you're at it, turn a few pounds into pancetta in your fridge, you'll be very, very glad you did.

Michael Rhulman's recipe for home cured pancetta ...

tomdarch 09/28/2012

Now, I shall read a few chapters out of the watchmen.

742N 09/28/2012

Give her some bacon!

grape69 09/28/2012

How have you got 4G already???

Lottia 09/28/2012

There's gonna be a bacon shortage? No, no, no, no...

Zazilium 09/28/2012

4G, LTE, 2/5 cellular signal, currently charging, vibrate/silent, what is the other symbol next to vibrate... and what is with the recycle symbol o.O?

CidO807 09/28/2012

This bacon shortage is a self-fulfilling prophecy. There isn't really a bacon shortage but the mention of it is going to cause everyone to stock up on it and in turn create a shortage of bacon.

Danny_Bomber 09/28/2012

Pig carcass in alley this morning, "crocs" tread on burst stomach. This supermarket is afraid of me, I have seen its true face.

olemrac 09/28/2012

Don't some companies/investment groups keep tuna frozen for this reason?

delbin 09/28/2012

All I could think of.. loved this track when it came out.

JonZ82 09/28/2012

I will purchase as much bacon as possible, put it around my car, then drive into a fat peoples neighborhood watch as they waddle after me like zombies MWAHAHAHA

Gnarberry 09/28/2012

I wouldn't bring up watchmen otherwise, but I definitely had it open to that page when I clicked this link. fucking weird.

staciarain 09/28/2012

Noah save us!
Bart : No!

LoriStrode 09/28/2012

This whole bacon shortage thing is going to be a self-fulfilling prophecy, soon.

Ivaar 09/28/2012

My name is Rob, this concerned me for the few seconds it took to load the picture.

Daekin 09/28/2012